Showing posts with label Eurovision. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eurovision. Show all posts

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Eurovision 1993 - When Just Taking Part is the Greatest Victory

Many of you might know that I've decided to watch all 59 runnings of The Eurovision Song Contest. So far I have almost virtually the halfway point by watching 29 with 30 to go. The latest one was the 1993 contest which I believe is worthy of a big mention.

Ireland had won the year before in Malmö, Sweden and decided to host it in Millstreet, a village in County Cork with a population of only 1500 people. But they managed to stage it in the Green Glens Arena, an Equestrian Centre with a hall which managed to hold 8000 audience members. On the night Ireland managed their fifth victory and the second in a row of a string of three victories. Ireland ended up winning in 1992, 1993, 1994 and 1996 to win four times in the space of five years. AN outstanding record that has yet to be matched. With seven wins, Ireland hold the most Eurovision Victories with France, Luxembourg, United Kingdom and Sweden equal 2nd with 5 wins a piece.

But that is not what I remember wen I think of Eurovision 1993. For this was a time when Communism was disappearing and Europe was changing dramatically. Areas of Yugoslavia were being carved up and new countries were declaring their independence. By the end of 1992 Croatia, Macedonia, Slovenia and Bosnia & Herzegovina has all declared their independence from Yugoslavia. What remained of Yugoslavia eventually became Serbia and Montenegro which separated their union in 2006. Kosovo declared their independence in 2008 but it is still in contention. Some successions were peaceful whereas others were met with extreme tension and resistance. By far the worst situation was in Bosnia and Herzegovina which manifested into the Bosnian War. I won't go into too much detail as you can research yourselves if you wish, but I will say that Bosnia and Herzegovina was in a complete state of disarray. Fighting was widespread, atrocities were committed and the capital of Sarajevo was under constant siege from 1992 until 1996.

So it was with great national pride that a wore torn country such as Bosnia and Herzegovina would even think of trying to complete at Eurovision. But they had been admitted into the European Broadcasting Union and they made an application to do so. A televised show was broadcast in Sarajevo to select a song, "Sva bol svijeta" as the Bosnian entry. This title translates to "All the pain in the world" and was as much a song for Europe to know of their cause as it was for the people in Bosnia and Herzegovina to stay strong.

The next challenge was by far the most difficult. The 25 person contingent had to make it out of Sarajevo alive. The city was surrounded by Republika Srpska military and the only way out was through to safe territory in Bosnia and Herzegovina was by crossing the open tarmac of Sarajevo Airport which was susceptible to snipers and machine gun fire. It took multiple attempts but a contingent successfully made it out of Sarajevo and made it to Zagreb in neighbouring Croatia.

The next step was a one off pre-qualifying contest where 7 newly formed or former Soviet Countries competed for the 3 new spaces that the European Broadcasting Union had allowed for the Contest. This took place in Slovenia and Bosnia and Herzegovina made it through along with Slovenia and Croatia. Estonia, Romania, Slovakia and Hungary would all appear the following year as the Contest would rotate participants based on their performance.

So with all they had gone through, Bosnia and Herzegovina prepared for Eurovision. As electricity was unreliable there were stories of people running their TV's off of car batteries and generators. Despite all that was happening, Bosnia and Herzegovina was going to appear as a nation on the European stage and they were going to witness it. It didn't matter that they only came 16th on the night. Bosnia and Herzegovina had done what seemed to be impossible.


It's a brilliant story that reenforces that winning isn't everything. But this story is not over. After all the songs were performed each country would phone into the main venue and announce the votes of their national jury on the air. This meant that Sarajevo, a city that was bombed day and night had to make phone contact with Milstreet, Ireland. The only means they had was either by Satellite phone or Ham radio as their phone network was down. As far as line quality goes, with feedback and the call fading in and out, this is probably the worst quality phone call ever broadcast. But I think this is by far, out of all 29 contests I have seen, the most heart wrenching and emotional moment of The Eurovision Song Contest.


I can't believe this is the only segment that I can find. There are other longer videos with the full vote but it was hard for me to find it. This one's even incorrectly titled "Les Pays Bas..Douze Points! Eurovision Song Contest 1993 II" which means "The Netherlands..Twelve Points! Eurovision Song Contest 1993 II" which is wrong because their 12 points went to Austria. I don't know exactly why this is a moment that Eurovision don't feature at all. I think it's the Eurovision equivalent of Derek Redmond at the 1992 Olympics trying to finish the 400m after tearing his hamstring. It's the embodiment of Europe coming together to celebrate their music and culture. The very reason The Eurovision Song Contest was established in the first place.

Having Bosnia and Herzegovina at Eurovision was a big deal. They managed to appear at Eurovision every year from 1993 to 1997 without getting relegated. I'll finish this post by putting the Special mention of Bosnia and Herzegovina was given in the 1996 Programme as it sums it up perfectly.
“When the head of the jury in Bosnia Herzegovina calls, we suddenly get the feeling that the Eurovision Song Contest is something more than the world’s oldest television programme. When he says “good evening Oslo” from his war-devastated capital and is met by spontaneous applause from the concert hall, then we really understand the whole idea behind the programme”.

Friday, 29 August 2014

29th of Blaugust - Y - Yet Another Eurovision Post

Back to me finding an excuse to talk about Eurovision for not apparent reason. I hadn't been fully prepared and I was compiling this list anyway. So I thought I would put it out there as a Blaugust Post. I went through the train-wercks but there is actually some good stuff in there. I promise you.

This is my list of favorite songs that didn't win from 2014 back to 2000.

2014 ­ Sweden - Placed 3rd

 I liked this and really thought it could win. At one point it was even the bookie favorite. However the Austria was a deserving winner.

2013 ­ Ukraine - Placed 3rd

I thought this one was really cool and got stuck into me. However Denmark had a really great song and took the deserving title.

2012 ­ Cyprus - Placed 16th

This was theyear Sweden took it out with a very awesome song. However I found this one by Cyprus to be ultra catchy. Not exactly original lyrics, but catchy none the less.

2011 ­ Italy - Placed 2nd

This was the year Italy returned to Eurovision. They hadn't taken part since 1997 (and even that was by mistake). They came out with this great Jazz piece which came 2nd. I think it should have won as I didn't care much for the Azerbaijan song that won.

2010 ­ Ukraine - Placed 10th

I guess I've always had a bit of a soft spot for Ukraine at Eurovision. They're normally pretty consistently good and this was no exception. But Germany were awesome this year and took it out. BTW, this was also the year of Moldova and the Epic Sax Guy.

2009 ­ Iceland - Placed 2nd

Speaking of a song that was awesome, how awesome was this? Even though Norway was a clear winner setting a record to do it, I really have a soft spot for this one from Iceland. If only it was just in a different year.

2008 ­ Iceland - Placed 14th

But I liked this one from Iceland as well. So much more than the Russian entry that won. Russia winning Eurovision officially broke Terry Wogan causing him to throw a tantrum and quit.

2007 ­ Finland - Placed 17th

Having won the year before, Finland got to host the contest. And I quite liked their entry that year despite not really being into Emo music. But Serbia had a great ballad that took it out.

2006 ­ Sweden - Placed 5th

Who could forget Finland's winning song "Hard Rock Hallelujah" which is one of my favorite ever Eurovision songs? Nothing really came close that year. But this one by Sweden was quite a good entry. This singer had previously won for Sweden back in 1991 and tried to take it out again.

2005 ­ Malta - Placed 2nd

This year Greece won it with their number one song. But in second was this entry from Malta. She came back in 2009 to try and go one better.

2004 ­ Turkey - Placed 4th

Turkey had won the previous year and put in this cool Ska style piece to try and do the double. But Ukraine in only their second ever contest showed they were great at Eurovision by taking it out.

2003 ­ Belgium - Placed 2nd

This is weird but really cool. The language restriction had been removed in 1999 and Belgium pushed it by entering this song with a made up language. It came 2nd to Turkey which also had a song worthy of winning. But to be honest there wasn't much else that was any good. This was not a period in Eurovision which was known for it's quality.

2002 ­ Malta - Placed 2nd

But this one from Malta was pretty good. Came 2nd to Latvia with a song that was not that great to be honest.

2001 ­ Malta - Placed 9th

Once again I'm picking this song by Malta because it was the least worst that didn't win which was also the least worst of them all. But the one from Estonia that did win was at least catchy.

2000 ­ Sweden - Placed 7th

This was a song I really liked from a contest that was really good. If you want to see a good Eurovision with everything from good stagecraft to a good balance of good and terrible songs then the 2000 contest is my recommendation. Sweden had won the year before and put out this great price. Yet Denmark came out with a song that was a 100% guaranteed winner. 2000 also contained my favorite bad train wreck from my last Eurovision post (that horrible Israel one).

But some train wrecks can also be awesome! Like Germany from the same year. As I said, the 2000 Eurovision had it all.

Bonus Train Wreck - Germany 2000 - Placed 5th

Wednesday, 6 August 2014

6th of Blaugust - E - Eurovision

The Eurovision song contest has been going since 1956 and was originally meant to be a way of bringing everyone in Europe together and increase relations after the second world war. All the countries participating would vote on their favourite song to decide the winner who would host the contest the next year. However, there was one big oversight regarding the peace and friendly competition. Because it was a contest it became hotly contested and political right from the start.

In 1956 all countries were allowed to vote for themselves, which became a problem when the voting party from Luxembourg were unable to make it to the contest. Instead, they let the Swiss voting party vote on Luxembourg's behalf. Can you guess who they gave their votes to? I'll give you a hint, Switzerland ended up winning that year and no second or third place holders were announced. Probably because it turned out something like this.

1st Place: Switzerland who received votes from Switzerland and Luxembourg (by proxy from Switzerland).
Equal 2nd Place: Every other country that just voted for themselves (with exception of Switzerland and Luxembourg).
Last Place: Luxembourg who received no votes.

To be fair, each country did present two songs that year. So it probably wasn't that simple. However it forced the rule that you couldn't vote for your own country. So instead all the countries just vote for their neighbouring countries.

Yes, the voting is crazy. But that's not why I like Eurovision. I like it for the incredibly poor quality of songs. You see, I love a good train wreck. So here are my top 10 trainwercks ever presented at the Eurovision Song contest (that I have come across). This was only going to be a top 5, but there was just too much to choose from.

#10: Ukraine 2007 - The Most Perplexing Thing You Will Ever See
(Finished 2nd out 24 of in the Final with 268 Points)

#9: Norway 1978 - The Single Reason Norway Are Famous For Being The Worst At Eurovision
(Finished 20th out of 20 with 0 Points)

#8: Austria 1977 - Most Offensive Song to Australians and Everyones Eyes
(Finished 17th out of 18 with 11 Points)

#7: Germany 1998 - The Song For All Of You With Short Attention Spans
(Finished 7th out of 25 with 86 Points)

#6: Bulgaria 2009 - Worst Way to Make Your Ears Ring in Pain
(Finished 16th out of 18 in the 1st Semi Final with 7 Points and Failed to Progress to the Final) 

#5: Czech Republic 2008 - Worst Produced Soundtrack in Human History
(Placed 18th out of 19 in the 2nd Semi Final with 9 Points and Failed to Progress to the Final)


#4: Spain 2006 - Worst Attempt When It Comes To Making an Effort
(Finished 21st out of 24 in the Final with 21 Points)
Spain Automatically Qualified for The Final as a "Big 4" Country

#3: United Kingdom 2003 - Worst Attempt At Singing In Tune
(Finished 26th out of 26 with 0 Points)

#2: Estonia 2008 - Most Catastrophic Attempt At Humour
(Finished 18th out of 19 in the 1st Semi Final with 8 Points and Failed to Progress to the Final)

#1: Israel 2000 - Most Orwellian Performance and Quite Clearly The Worst Song Ever
(Finished 22nd out of 24 with 7 Points)

Tune in tomorrow where I attempt to assault your eyes with what would quite possibly be the worst story ever written.