This is why we can't have nice things

I have come up with something that is pure genius today! I'm going to a party and probably won't have time to write my regular Blaugust post today so I'm having other people write it for me!

This could get crazy. I'll just leave my laptop somewhere I can have it plugged in then at roughly 7 o'clock of so it will go online no matter what is there.

So I'll stop writing and everyone else will be taking over in,

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GO!

Doesn't appear to be working mate.

Shaun x Jenny 2015

I'm a cooty eater, I've been one all my life. I love the cooties so much, I have a cooty wife.

Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Nothing is impossible, so just *leans over constipated*...... DO IT! 

This blog has too much water 7.8 / 10

This blog has not enough water 1.2 / 10

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And that is why this was a bad idea to not do every day for the rest of Blaugust. By the way, did you know that Tony Abbott sucks?

Editors Comment: Yes but who does Tony Abbot suck?

Goodbye Campbell Newman. Goodbye, Campbell Newman. GOODBYE...Campbell Newman. Goodbye Campbell. Goodbye, Campbell Newman.

Editora Comment 2: Obviously Donald Trump.

Editors Comment: Anything other than "Editors Comment:" is not actually an Editors Comment!

Editors Comment 2: It's all lies! Lies, I tell you! LIES!


10 points to anyone who can figure out Nick's gate who isn't Nick


Everything should be with flowers, no exceptions!

Jurrasicore

It is on 4 legs, and wolf like.
Is it a wolf?
Yes.

Critical Pregnancy!

Kirby Golf 

venomoth

Oh god, they're coming at me!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a blog must be in want of content

Homura is best magical girl!

Much content, wow.

Monita is my waifu!

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Max is the ultimate lap tart, but Bella is the ultimate tart!

Reason number 7: you eat some

Outcome number 2: You run into necrophiliac necromancers because you were wondering around in a dark forest filled with necromancer tribes.

Happy Birthed Day to the Electric Wizard Nerd

Zendo Rule: Must look like a Hellicopter

Zendo Rule: Must take the player less than 15 seconds to make.

Christine is now banned from Zendo!

Only after two attempted rounds of Zendo with Christine being the ruler maker is Christine banned from Zendo for bad rule making; a first in Zendo.

Squatters is the game to play, everyone must play Squatters!

oh god how did this get here I am not good at computers


All food must be hidden underneath a skirt

it already was

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So that's what happens when you get people to type your Blaugust post for you. Turns out some people just want to watch the world burn. Regular programming will definitely be following after today.

So until tomorrow,

Have Fun and Stay Sexy!

Bringing a Sparkle to your day!

So I thought I'd just do a regular old post but I was tempted to do another one of those posts. But then I thought to myself, "no Jenny, be civilised. Nobody want's to read about that stuff again."

Then Thom linked everyone to his Raptember video (I Like Big Pots and I Cannot Lie) so I was like, "THAT'S IT! PONIES IT IS TODAY!"

Why? Because I've had this PMV stuck in my head. What's a PMV you ask? If you know what an AMV is (Anime Music Video) then it shouldn't be too hart to work out what the P stands for.

You made me do it Ted!

So for all of you that are still actually reading I guess I'll talk about another one of the the Mane Six. This time it's the main character's turn. Twilight Sparkle is her name and she started life as a Unicorn that studied magic in the capitol of Equestria, Canterlot is it's name (A Pun on Camelot which I can't believe I only just got until I wrote it down.). As she is a hug bookworm, she constantly focused all her time on studying and would refuse to make time for her friends. She was a student of Princess Celestia, the head of state of this place, who was like, "Girl, you got to get social," and sent her to go and study friendship in a small town named Ponyville.

There she met the other main characters and that's where she effectively goes from the role of the main character to that of a plot device. This is mainly due to the fact that whist she is THE main character, there are five others. Plenty of the episode are character based where everyone gets their time to shine. Twilight doesn't seem to get nearly as many. Though Twilight's focus episodes are pretty interesting when they do happen. They usually focus around the fact that she's a perfectionist, to the point of going further than anal retentive and going batshit insane. The season 2 episode "Lesson Zero" is a perfect example of this. She has her regular letter on what she's learned about friendship due (a running theme through season 1) and she can't possibly deal with the fact that she could be tardy.

Of course it gets sorted and she eventually only has to write those letters when she discovers something about friendship, this get's extended to the rest of the mane six as well. Making Twilight's role in the show even more watered down. But she is still the glue that holds is all together. They even promoted her to a princess and the end of the third season which means she goes from Unicorn to Alicorn, which basically means she gets as set of wings as well.

So in short Twilight may not always get the main spotlight like you'd expect the main character to have but she's still important and plays her part. An important character, but still not my favourite character. So there's going to me more Pony posts. Deal with it.

So until tomorrow,

Have Fun and Stay Sexy!

Back to the daily grind of a professional student...

I got one of those dead periods at uni again where I could be studying but just don’t want to. I walked up to North Adelaide and had an AB for lunch at the Red and White Yiros place (side note: MS Word’s Australian English spellchecker doesn’t know what Yiros is. It only knows Kebab), shook my head at the vacant Le Cornu site across the road and now I’m back at Adelaide Uni bashing away at this until my tutorial on Algorithm Data Structure & Analysis starts in about half an hour.

I peek at my Facebook and one of my friends has an AMD graphics card he’s offering to sell me for $100. It’s actually worth a lot more but he had ordered it for someone who didn’t pay for it. So now I will finally have a GPU for my new machine. Thanks Barron! He’s also got an i7 desktop he wants to sell for $250 if anyone’s interested.

It wasn’t until I pulled my laptop out to start writing that I had discovered I had a food stain on my shirt from lunch. I’d even spoken to someone at the Engineering Faculty office. Talk about embarrassing.

So I don’t really have many plans for the end of the day. I guess I’ll do the tute and drive home via a place that sells cheap-ish petrol. Motormouth tells me the Woolworths Caltex on Prospect Road seems to be the cheapest option that doesn’t need a Costco membership. Not exactly on the way home but it is cheap car juice. So I’ll have a nice scenic drive until I get home and clean up the mess that is computer component packaging strewn all over the place. I got a 2TB hard drive that I plan on throwing into my PC that has files on it I need to transfer off. I also need to get around to buying some soft drinks for EVAC on Friday. I can always do that on the Friday itself so I’m not too concerned about that as much but I would prefer to use club funds to do it rather than reimbursing myself. That’s right, I forgot to tell you that weren’t at the EVAC AGM that I am the new treasurer of EVAC which means I now am in possession of a metal box that ways roughly the same as a clay brick. I did the sums and worked out that the quiz night we held raised A LOT more money than originally anticipated. The soft drink sales were also very financially helpful which is why I’m bringing that back. They were also really convenient and refreshing too!

My tute starts in about 5 minutes so I’ll put this post on hold until after it’s done.

And now I’m back fresh from the tute but with an unsettling feeling like there’s something I’ve forgotten. I had this belief that I was going to go get something but I can’t exactly remember what that thing was. I know it wasn’t important but I know it was definitely something. I think it might have been to get some new Ethernet cables but I’m not so sure. I know I do need them but I don’t think it was it. Was definitely something cheap and IT related though. Don’t you hate that feeling? It makes me feel like some forgetful geriatric.

KENSINGTON LOCK! That was it! Only now the place I was going to go to get it is probably closed! Wait, it’s still open until 6:30. I can still get one. I want one for my laptop so I can leave it set up at a desk and go to the toilet without having to pack it away. I know MSY sells combination ones for $2 so I was just going to grab one. Doesn’t need to be too fancy or secure. Just an inconveniencing deterrent.

Well I better go throw this up and get that lock as well as do all the things like get petrol, tidy and play Splatoon. So until tomorrow,

Have Fun and Stay Sexy!

A new PC is awesome! Installing Windows is a living nightmare!

So I spent last night assembling my new computer which was fun. I discovered the assortment of screws that came with my case was pretty dumb but I got it to work. It came with 6 of those big screws for mounting the motherboard despite the fact that it has 9 holes to fasten. But the other general purpose screws it came with worked as well. Was advertised as not requiring screws for anything other than mounting the motherboard. HA! Was definitely required for the SSD! But all in all I had fun putting it all together. I'll show off the whole finished system when I have my desk all tidy and the peripherals all set up.

Then came the windows instillation. I feel like I'm still curled up in the fetal position.

Turns out you can't just use a Windows 8 key on a Windows 10 disk as first hoped. Not until it has been upgraded at least. So I decide to find where I has left my Windows 8.1 ISO and Product Key. I had received that when I was studying IT at Tafe a couple of years back. I tried every portable hard drive and flash drive I could get my hands on and could not find it anywhere. No doubt I'll find it but at least I had a less desirable alternative. Everywhere I was trying to find my copy of Windows 8.1 I kept coming across my ISO and product key for Windows 8.0. I didn't really want to to use that as it's installed on an ancient DELL laptop I have from 2009 which I intended still using. But in the end I decided that using that copy was the only way it was getting installed today (I probably won't need that instillation anyway and I can always use the 8.1 key once I finally come across it).

So the plan had originally gone from just fresh installing Windows 10, to fresh installing Windows 8.1 and upgrading to 10. Now I had to go from Windows 8 to Windows 8.1 to Windows 10! Two upgrades! And I had to deal with not having a start menu again!

Phase 1 - Windows 8 Install:

So I get Windows 8 installed. Drivers get installed. So far so good. Or so I thought. I go to install some updates to get 8.1 and Windows Update itself needs an update. So I click OK and it decided to not install properly. Every time I go to get into Windows Update it hangs. Eventually I think to myself, "I can't be bothered dealing with this shit," and decide another fresh install is the way to go.

Phase 1 - Windows 8 Install - Take 2:

So I get Windows 8 installed. Drivers get installed. So far so good. Rather than do exactly what I did before I decide to get Chrome installed to test the internet. That's all good. I unpin IE and Windows Media Player because I never use Media Player and I had already used IE to the maximum I ever will on this machine. To get A BETTER BROWSER!

Back to the updates. This time Windows Update doesn't have any problems. But there are at least 150 updates to install before you can proceed to Windows 8.1! I go through about 5 restarts doing that. But eventually that's done.

Phase 2 - Windows 8.1 Upgrade:

The actual upgrade to 8.1 was pretty painless. It only needs one update from the Windows App Store. I decide to have a nice relaxing shower while this is happening. I go through the setup bit where I go through the customized options and disabling all the "sus lack of privacy" features. That's all done.

But what do I see pinned back on my taskbar?

IE and Windows Media Player!

I unpin them because I don't want that shit. But I assumed I won't be in 8.1 for much longer because it was time for the final upgrade. Or so I thought!

Phase 3 - Windows 10 Upgrade:

I decide to go with the Windows 10 Upgrade Tool from Microsoft's Website that I used on my Macbook Pro. Should be as seamless as before. Right?

How wrong I was! It would download all the necessary files. All good so far. Then verify the download. Good again. After that the program would just exit with no warnings, info or anything. I tried this twice. It did it twice. At this point I thought I was up shit creek without a paddle as I wasn't even getting that notification telling you that you could even get Windows 10. At this point I was getting pretty fed up.

But then I had one of those light bulb moments. I already had a Windows 10 ISO from when I had originally tried to do a fresh install of Windows 10. I burn it to a DVD, plug my USB DVD drive in and put the disk in the drive.

OMG! I GET A WINDOWS 10 SPLASH SCREEN! PRAISE THE HEAVENS!

Then the installer starts up. I click on "Upgrade" and I finally get what I originally wanted the whole time. It installs with a few reboots. I go through the setup bit where I go through the customized options and disabling all the "sus lack of privacy" features. It tries to change the default applications. I don't really care because I have only one program installed. But I do decide to keep it as my browser over Microsoft Edge (formally known as Project Spartan, otherwise known as the new IE) That's all done. It's all done! Instillation is done! WOO-HOO! I'M DONE!

But what do I see pinned back on my taskbar?

Edge and Windows Media Player!

Oh well. I survived. So until tomorrow,

Have Fun and Stay Sexy!