This is why we can't have nice things

I have come up with something that is pure genius today! I'm going to a party and probably won't have time to write my regular Blaugust post today so I'm having other people write it for me!

This could get crazy. I'll just leave my laptop somewhere I can have it plugged in then at roughly 7 o'clock of so it will go online no matter what is there.

So I'll stop writing and everyone else will be taking over in,

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GO!

Doesn't appear to be working mate.

Shaun x Jenny 2015

I'm a cooty eater, I've been one all my life. I love the cooties so much, I have a cooty wife.

Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Nothing is impossible, so just *leans over constipated*...... DO IT! 

This blog has too much water 7.8 / 10

This blog has not enough water 1.2 / 10

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And that is why this was a bad idea to not do every day for the rest of Blaugust. By the way, did you know that Tony Abbott sucks?

Editors Comment: Yes but who does Tony Abbot suck?

Goodbye Campbell Newman. Goodbye, Campbell Newman. GOODBYE...Campbell Newman. Goodbye Campbell. Goodbye, Campbell Newman.

Editora Comment 2: Obviously Donald Trump.

Editors Comment: Anything other than "Editors Comment:" is not actually an Editors Comment!

Editors Comment 2: It's all lies! Lies, I tell you! LIES!


10 points to anyone who can figure out Nick's gate who isn't Nick


Everything should be with flowers, no exceptions!

Jurrasicore

It is on 4 legs, and wolf like.
Is it a wolf?
Yes.

Critical Pregnancy!

Kirby Golf 

venomoth

Oh god, they're coming at me!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a man in possession of a blog must be in want of content

Homura is best magical girl!

Much content, wow.

Monita is my waifu!

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Max is the ultimate lap tart, but Bella is the ultimate tart!

Reason number 7: you eat some

Outcome number 2: You run into necrophiliac necromancers because you were wondering around in a dark forest filled with necromancer tribes.

Happy Birthed Day to the Electric Wizard Nerd

Zendo Rule: Must look like a Hellicopter

Zendo Rule: Must take the player less than 15 seconds to make.

Christine is now banned from Zendo!

Only after two attempted rounds of Zendo with Christine being the ruler maker is Christine banned from Zendo for bad rule making; a first in Zendo.

Squatters is the game to play, everyone must play Squatters!

oh god how did this get here I am not good at computers


All food must be hidden underneath a skirt

it already was

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So that's what happens when you get people to type your Blaugust post for you. Turns out some people just want to watch the world burn. Regular programming will definitely be following after today.

So until tomorrow,

Have Fun and Stay Sexy!